So you Want to Live Green

There are 5 rules you need to live by then

1) The first thing you will need to do it buy mass amount of our amazing Cow Cork 2.0

2) The second thing that you will need is Cow Power. Without this how will you power anything?

3) The third thing that is needed as you may have guessed is the Ocean Chiller 1.0. This is a must have for anyone who is truley wants to live green.

4) Now move into the wilderness. The further away from cities the better.

5) Finally you will want to send all your money and earthly belonging to us to use to help convert more people to our green style.